#oH MY GOD #OH MY GOD??? #SEND HELP #THAT SANTA HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE #’AND WHAT DO /YOU/ WANT FOR CHRISTMAS’ HE ASKS AS ROSE PERCHES DAINTILY UPON HIS KNEE #’I’D JUST LIKE MOMMY TO LOVE ME AGAIN’ SAYS ROSE ‘IT HASN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE DADDY LEFT’ #’SIS YOU KNOW YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT DADDY’ DAVE CHIPS IN AS HE SPRAWLS ACROSS SANTA’S OTHER KNEE #’THE NICE POLICEMAN TOLD US THAT WHEN HE WAS HELPING US GUNPROOF THE HOUSE.’ #SANTA FEELS COLD SWEAT DRIP DOWN THE BACK OF HIS SUIT #HE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE #’DO YOU DO THIS OUT OF PHILANTHROPIC URGES?’ ASKS ROSE #’OR IS THIS ODD CHOICE OF PROFESSION PERHAPS ROOTED IN THE LACK OF A REASSURING AUTHORITY FIGURE IN YOUR OWN CHILDHOOD?’ #’WHERED YOU GET THE SUIT BRAH’ SAYS DAVE ‘LETS BE HONEST I COULD ROCK THAT SHIT MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY OF YOUR WEIRD ELF BASED PORNOS’ #SANTA TRIES TO REACH FOR THE BUTTON UNDER HIS CHAIR THAT WILL ALERT MALL SECURITY#ROSE LETS OUT A LADYLIKE SHRIEK AND DAVE LEAPS TO HIS FEET TO DEFEND HER VIRTUE #THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF SANTA’S LIFE
this children is the first ever post I have ever seen on tumblr about homestuck before I knew what homestuck was there was a reason I was fucking terrified of this fandom for about a year
(Source: yurilyfe, via vriskalr)
why are people so surprised when they find out i’m an angry person
like, i feel like my online name alone is fairly frank about the matter
and it’s not like i go full-on hulk smash while angry
it’s just that my default setting for my feelings are stuck on “intense” and my angry sits pretty close to the surface
Watch out ladies and gents, make him love you and he might eat you alive~~~
Ok Kyun/Rito spends so much time worrying about how he loves people so much that he wants to eat them.
How do you even draw boats? ;O; This is The Loyal Donald.
Here are Morna’s crew mates that some of my friends helped design.
This is our fearless CAP’N Miss Kuchiki
Winifred “Whinny” Oswin.
Moony our Navigator
Pi. She’s a scientist. She isn’t a pirate, but she lets us use her grant money.
Aaand Rory! Our second in command!
Selfie game so strong time itself can’t contain it
(Source: yeti-detective, via kangaya)